Choas Elemental Letter

It is a big event when C.E. answeres a letter. I will try to decode the letter: (All quotes directly from www.runescape.com)

“Who? Nigel! Who? A smothering yeti, that’s what. He has a brother, you know – an outpost up a family tree.” Maybe a quest about yeti’s, I don’t think yeti’s are on RuneScape yet though.

“Two seasons in quick succession? That’s the work of rockhopper. I saw him a minute ago…singing Hollywood, Flesh and Blood.” A rockhopper is a penguin. Perhaps seasons will come and penguins will sing in the Winter!

“Stir a vodka nutcracker, and find something hidden in the near raving. The choice is green or yellow during centrifugal – search within: I’m in, I game.” Nutcracker- a wodden soldier to cracks nuts (walnuts you perverts….) Vodka is alcohol. Vodka and nutcrackers come out at Christmas time! Green and yellow, green christmas trees and yellow stars….

“Nothing can save him: simulated udder.” Robot cow, perhaps?

“Clue in Growth Journal shows a culprit.” Clue Journal could possibly be an achievement diary.

“Guaranteed slimes sing, or am I just repeating myself?” Slime? I think a quest has some slime…. More sining?

~Nalyd Renrut